Awkward Suicide Bomber Accidentally Drops Bomb Before Reaching Target, Wounds Himself
A man detonated a bomb several kilometers from the Pyramids of Giza on Sunday, police said.
The man was critically wounded, but the blast caused no other casualties.
Investigators were trying to determine whether the man was heading for the nearby tourist area of Kerdassa, a bazaar of souvenir shops near the Pyramids, a senior security official involved in the investigation said.
The device, which the man was carrying in a sack, apparently went off accidentally in the neighborhood of Kufr Tuhurmus, several kilometers (miles) from Kerdassa
There's a Tuscan proverb that says, more or less: there's no heaven for jerks (per i bischeri non c'e' paradiso). And no 72 virgins too.