A Break from the Political Stuff..
In this day and age of divorce, I have compiled a list of phrases that will keep the love alive. Maybe.
- I don't think you really fit the terrorist profile dear.
- You don't smell that bad honey.
- You should take a shower now.
- Honey, you are not a jerk.
- You look OK with short hair.
- You are not as fat as a pregnant whale.
- You aren't that stupid.
- It's your birthday? Cheer up. You don't look that old.
- Maybe you should go back to sleep.
- Honey, I love you even though you are fat.