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Sunday, July 24, 2005

A Break from the Political Stuff..

In this day and age of divorce, I have compiled a list of phrases that will keep the love alive. Maybe.

  1. I don't think you really fit the terrorist profile dear.

  2. You don't smell that bad honey.

  3. You should take a shower now.

  4. Honey, you are not a jerk.

  5. You look OK with short hair.

  6. You are not as fat as a pregnant whale.

  7. You aren't that stupid.

  8. It's your birthday? Cheer up. You don't look that old.

  9. Maybe you should go back to sleep.

    And finally,

  10. Honey, I love you even though you are fat.